Someone’s in the Kitchen with Joanie Part II

24 hours after his initial dire report of shady goings-on within his household, Ken West reconnected to provide an update, finding himself “back with his woman” and only a few feet from an “evil humanoid” in the next room.

“He rants and raves,” West said of the interloper, who his girlfriend has been renting to for several weeks. “He is of the dark matter.”

West, who has been trying to evict the third party from the house, noted in quiet tones that he is “being coy” to avoid further conflict.

“He’s a door away,” West said. “I’m a few heartbeats away from him – he’s absolutely evil. He killed a man’s bull.”

Last night, West said, an undercover cop showed up at the 7/11 to “parlay” after which West himself retired to a hill above chicken alley, where it subsequently rained.

“All my shit got wet,” West said.

At 2:00 am, he said, he was on the hill behind KFC drinking a beer when his girlfriend, who has a restraining order against him, showed up.

“We connected again,” West said, speaking of a serendipitous happening just after their reunion.

The woman, he said, lost her glasses in the ivy.

“Her glasses fell into my hands out of the sky – as I was praying for her glasses,” West said.

West took the coincidence as a good omen for the plan to oust the “white supremacist” and tauricidal maniac.

“When she does (evict,) we’ll get the Internet back on, and turn this back into a peaceful house.” West said.

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